Frankly, the Wine Curmudgeon couldn't decide who should win the bottle of Tormaresca Neprica, part of the blog's birthday celebration. So there are two winners -- Ryan, for his inspired poetry, and Emily, who managed to combine wine, being a graduate student, and grading papers in the same answer.
Ryan, you didn't leave an email address, so you'll have to email me so I can get your contact information.
Thanks to everyone who entered. One reason why I enjoy doing this is because the readers and visitors make it so much fun.